Dancemania!
We all know that Vince McMahon coined the term Wrestlemania. But G.L.O.R.Y. Girl Jana has her own take on that. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Dancemania!
Yes, Jana
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The Day Night The Music Dancing Died...
Bye Bye, Miss American Pie!
Sorry. Our apologies to Don McLean....
But believe us when we tell you that it didn't take long for the dance party to come to an end once Jana's opponent, G.L.O.R.Y. Girl Nikki Roxx, came to the ring. No dancer is she, apparently. Instead of swaying to the music, Nikki drove this knee deep into the exposed midsection of the Dancing Queen...putting a quick and destructive end to the dance party.
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Tap Dancing Anyone?
Maybe we were too quick to accuse Nikki Roxx of not being a dance fan. It seems that she's pretty open to showing off a few of her own steps here...although she seems to want to use Jana as her dance floor! It looks like Nikki is doing quite a foxy trot on the chest area of her suffering opponent!
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Enough...
...of the awful music and dance puns! The WebMaster is making even himself sick with all these stale jokes. It's time to put an end to them...just as Nikki is putting an end to Jana in this match. After battering her opponent around the ring, Nikki seems like she simply wants to torture the soulful wrestler. Look at how she works Jana's back and neck with this chinlock late in the match. Even if her victim were to submit here, it looks like Nikki wouldn't release the hold. She seems too concerned with the taunts and jeers coming from the ringside fans who are denouncing her abusive ring tactics!
Jana may have come to the ring dancing this night, but it was Nikki who danced out with the victory. (Okay...so I lied! That wasn't the end of the dance puns!)
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