S + BR = A2
We all know about Albert Einstein's famous forumula, E=mc2, right? Well, today we introduce you to the G.L.O.R.Y. Wrestling formula. You can see it in the title above. What does it stand for? Easy: SHIMMER plus Battle Royal equals Action squared!
And we have scientific proof that the formula is accurate. Just take a look at these pictures from Wrestlin' Wally...snapped from ringside at the July 5th SHIMMER event in Berwyn, Illinois. Athletic bodies being stomped, chopped, battered and thrown out of the wrestling ring. Chiseled abs pounded by vicious fists. Delicate throats choked over ring ropes and crushed under deadly wrestling boots. We know that SHIMMER action is always intense and spectacular. But when you get all these ladies in a ring at one time and turn them loose on each other battle royal style, then the action is at an order of magnitude greater than what we're already accustomed to seeing in the Berwyn ring.
Hmmm...maybe the result of that formula should be adjusted to A3.
Enjoy the action! We're heading over to Stockholm, Sweden, to start making arrangements for accepting this year's Nobel Peace Prize in Physics...
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Wrestlin' Wally
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Wrestlin' Wally
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Wrestlin' Wally
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Wrestlin' Wally
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Wrestlin' Wally
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