Can I Get My $5 Back???
So I go to last weekend's IndyGurlz show in Boonton, New Jersey, to take in the action...especially the G.L.O.R.Y. Girls scheduled to battle it out. I have to admit that Kellie Skater's presence on the card was an added draw. She's normally at home on the other side of the globe. So how could I pass up the opportunity to see the Aussie grappler in-person when she's wrestling a mere twenty minutes away, right?
Since the event was a championship elimination tournament, I actually had the chance to see Skater wrestle twice. I had to admit that, for as much guff as I had given her here on the site over the past year or so, she impressed me. She may have even won me over with her wrestling ability. But then...
...I met her during intermission. And I even bought a picture from her. Would she sign it for me? "Sure thing, mate!" she said. "I'll even write a little personal message just for you." Wow. Maybe I had this Kellie Skater all wrong, I thought to myself.
Then I read my brand new, $5 promo picture...
To John,
I am FAR more rad, awesome and indestructible than you or anyone on G.L.O.R.Y. I grace you with my presence.
The Rate Tank Kellie Skater
Guess I wasn't wrong about Skater after all.